Exorcism in the lumber aisle - police remove disorderly couple from Home Depot
June 24, 2021 | 11:11 am CDT
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LACKAWANNA COUNTY, Pa. - Pennsylvania police said they were called to a Home Depot to remove a disorderly couple from the lumber aisle. The couple was performing an exorcism.

The exorcism was reportedly for the dead trees used for lumber.

The Dickson County police briefly described the incident on Facebook, where it quickly picked up hundreds of comments and shares.

Some of the comments were quite entertaining.

"May the price of plywood come down... the name of christ compels you," one commenter wrote.

"Sometimes I think the 2x4s in my garage are possessed," wrote another.

"How does a wood exorcism happen in 2021 and not a single person in Home Depot videoed this for our entertainment?"

This is the first time we've written about an exorcism on Woodworking Network. And we'd like to think it will be the last. 

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